1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer...
2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
3. Aren't you the guy from Village People??
4. Hey, you must've been doing 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. You're not gonna check the trunck, are you ?
7. I pay your salary !
8. Gee Officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too !
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does...
10. I was trying to keep up with the traffic..yes I know there are no other cars around, that's how far ahead of me they are!!
11. When the Officer says "Gee son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking??" you probably shouldn't respond with "Gee Officer, your eyes looks glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"